Life Lessons-Thanksgiving Edition

More life lessons from CJ...this time the Thanksgiving edition:

1. If you are scared then don't be afraid. It's November, snap out of it people!!
2. If you like Thanksgiving, you may have to hold down the turkey so it doesn't run away when you put a knife to it to cut it.
3. On Thanksgiving, do not eat sushi because that would be disgusting!
4. For Thanksgiving, do not think that Halloween is over because it's coming back next year, so don't think that!
5. On Thanksgiving, do not go to an old creepy house because that will not be your mom or you dad's house.
6. It will not be a good time to go to the beach because how are you going to have Thanksgiving with your mom or dad?
7. Do not leave food out because worms will become in your house. P.S. It will be disgusting because then you will have to pick it up and you have to throw it away and it will smell your house up.
8. Do not have a party for kids because you don't want your house to shake when you are eating.
9. If you shop for Christmas then you are really really dumb because it's Thanksgiving people!
10. When it's Christmas eve and you already decorated, you should have decorated for Thanksgiving...and next time, that's what you want to think. P.S. Try remembering next time.