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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Life Lesson's continued by C.J

More "Life Lessons" from CJ in all his seven-year old wisdom. These are 100% his words including the post scripts. This time he edited over my shoulder and made sure I used the correct punctuation he had in mind, like an exclamation mark. Before long, he'll be typing his own blog...God help us all!
  1. If you see a dust bunny, then don't give it water...give it dust for water or else it will be blown away.
  2. If the dust bunny succeeds, then you should call dust bunny care.
  3. If you see a bully at school, then you need to tell him that he is dumb because bullies are dumb.
  4. If you plan a party, then you need to have a whole entire squad of daycare teachers take care of the kids.
  5. On Halloween, make sure your costume doesn't scare yourself to death. (P.S. It will dumb if you scare yourself to death!)
  6. Make sure in October you don't think it's December because you are way ahead of life.
  7. If you go to the beach in October you will be freezing or maybe hot.
  8. If you look up at number 7, then you are behind. We are down here at number 8.
  9. If you're nervous about Halloween then there is something wrong with you.
  10. If you watch a Halloween movie and you get scared, make sure not to go in your basement.

3 comments:

Kara said...

I don't know how I could go on without CJ's advice... especially #6. :)

Anonymous said...

Seriously, I love that kid! I agree with Kara, how could I go on with life and not have his advice. He may go into a news column one day and give advice on life. I love the one about the daycare teacher and a party!! GReat Stuff

Anonymous said...

OH nanny is the Anonyumous I cant figure that stuff out