These were the thoughts of my six-year old tonight when I asked him to help me write this post. They are 100% his original ideas...and I want to go on record saying that no one in our house has ever abused oxyclean...I'm not sure I've even bought it!
1. If you're drunk don't drink any more oxyclean.
2. If that guy takes a remote from your hand punch him in the nuts.
3. Don't smoke oxyclean.
4. If you do smoke oxyclean, you will go insane.
5. Here's my house, but where's the cat? He's on the rooftop, but why? He want's a drink of ice. Why did I just say that?
6. Did you know oxyclean has something that smells like cat poop?
2 comments:
He can use Oxyclean at my house any time he wants to!
Too funny!
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